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feelin-the-aster:

slaughteredbylaughter:

I’ll give new meaning to the expression “painting the town red”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

I suggest you stop thinking about it. Batman and I won’t let you get away with anything and you know it.

Your optimism is quite adorable, little bird. Too bad I’ll clip those precious wings of yours before you’ll even get the chance to stop me.

I’ll give new meaning to the expression “painting the town red”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

abitofivyandleaves:

slaughteredbylaughter:

vanguard-of-the-demon:

slaughteredbylaughter:

and just broke out of Arkham?

Guess.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEH.

Oh dear. I wonder who you could be referring to.

He’ll just put you right back, Joker. We all know that.

I always have a way of using my disappearing act, toots. Don’t underestimate me.

Care to share the freedom?

Of course, my dear. What do you have to offer me in return? Hehehehe.

vanguard-of-the-demon:

slaughteredbylaughter:

and just broke out of Arkham?

Guess.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEH.

Oh dear. I wonder who you could be referring to.

He’ll just put you right back, Joker. We all know that.

I always have a way of using my disappearing act, toots. Don’t underestimate me.

billthedrunkanonnomore-deactiva said: Can you sign this giant mallet?

-maniacal laughter- Anythin’ for a fan. Should I make it out to…dead meat? -swings at you while laughing maniacally-

Anonymous said: Just wondering, do you even have one teammate to help you take down Batman OR robin? It'll be a complete and utter failure without at least one person to manipulate. Are you recruiting yet?

Hm, I have henchmen for that sorta thing, buddy…but I have my eye out..as a single jokester, I’m lookin’ for that one special gal.

and just broke out of Arkham?

Guess.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEH.

  • make more laughing gas
  • make more booby traps
  • hire some more henchmen
  • kill Batman and Robin

Looks like it’s time for me to start being productive, hey kiddies? HAHAHAHAHAH.

tumblrbot said: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Hm, that’s a toughie. The funny farm? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.